Who To The What Now?

This is a fun game you can try at home.  When we're in a particularly funny mood, one of the things that my wife and I like to do are make up reviews for movies... like the quotes that you see on the DVD cover under the title... but intentionally bad ones.  Let me give you an example off the top of my head:

Braveheart - "Not every man truly lives, but every man should see this movie!"

For the most part, this comes from something I noticed - every critic seems to think they're clever by using some sort of word play that involves the title of the movie, the stars or quotes from the movie.  For your viewing pleasure, here are eight more examples.  If you think ours are bad... we came up with a mock quote for the Jessica Alba movie The Eye before it was released ... and it was dangerously close to the one they actually used.

Be Kind, Rewind - "Worth watching again and again."
Fantastic Four - "Fun 4 the whole family."
Juno - "Bursting with premature humor."
Real Women Have Curves - "Caution:  wide load of fun!"
Run, Fatboy, Run - "You'll be back for seconds."
Shawn of the Dead - "A headshot to the funny bone."
The Eye - "You won't believe her eye."

Finally, I want to make special mention of this last one.  My loving wife, in her infinite wisdom, felt that this quote was somehow a pun.  While I find it hilarious, it has absolutely nothing to do with the film... but vaguely pokes fun at the French.

The French Connection - "Shave your pits."

Bonus points if you can figure out which ones are mine.  I don't know what you'll do with said bonus points... but points all around nonetheless.